And Now for a Joke (from Wondershowzen)

The pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican, and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a sound knock at the door. "Knock knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simulataneosly, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like desperate yowl from the throats of the oglers: "Who's there?"
Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist came a response from beyond the door. "Banana."
Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley crew of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatlery, shook their heads and bleated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shant be participating (unless of course you are offering substantial financial remuneration)" There was no reply from the other side of the door save this. One absolute rascal of a fart.