Today I walked into the lounge when I saw Alex and Veenz in a massive standoff involving a Supersoaker. Naturally, I wanted to help my roommate Alex. I walked up to Veenz and swiftly disarmed him with a powerful blow to the weapon-hand. Alex then took Veenz into a hold while I took aim with the cannon. I let out a pump-action burst but Veenz dodged and the stream miraculously hit Alex square in the nuts! This should never have landed, but this was not an ordinary shot. No, this stream curved around Veenz's midsection and honed in on Alex's crotchial area. I pumped the cannon once more and made everything fair with a single blast to Veenz's thigh. The two of them left to change their pants, but not before Veenz vowed to avenge this action. Then Veenz took a nap and forgot all about it.