In case you're wondering what happened

We locked up in fear: "AHHHH!"
We have to think of something, right now, and entertaining?
The pressure was immense. We snapped like a twig in a campfire. SNAP
it was bad. we ran around screaming incessently. Our preceptor came in to tell us to stop. Moe never comes in to tell us to stop anything, but this was a desperate situation.
Ravi sold all of his stocks to stock up for the nuclear winter.
Dan has collected his Natalie Portman collection. It's exquisite and rare, and it's perhaps the most valuable thing he has.
Vinoo has moved to Japan. Sainara, Vinoo.
Alex is frantically writing an article about it for the Targum. Ironic, perhaps.
Roman's eyes are real big. I'm talking huge saucers. He's never been so surprised since that bear came back for a rematch.
That leaves me... me? I'm clutching the rags of Shirtless O'Clock at 3:23am. Insomnia inspires... if I could only get away from the nightmare that is a dying Shirtless O'Clock.

Rage into the dying night, Shirtless O'Clock. Rage on...