As promised, here are some blurbs from reviews for the movie.

So expertly crafted and well made, that's it's more comparable to a finely crafted totem pole than a movie...

-Bob Smith, Wood Crafters Monthly

Never in my life have I simultaneously laughed, cried, and crapped my pants at the same time. And while doing so caused me to have a heart attack halfway through the movie, I would still recommemend this movie to everyone who doesn't have a weak heart. Two thumbs up.

-Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun Times

I don't often compare movies to the likes of Citizen Cane and Ben Hur, but I think Penis in the Mouth kicks the crap out of both of them. Seriously, watching this movie makes me want to drop to my knees right now and [censored] while my best friend [censored] until my mother comes in and [censored] all over the place, and then we all [censored] until we can't stand up anymore.

-Owen Glieberman, Entertainment Weekly

There was one review that we saw that seemed at first to be negative, until we realize that the article was just poorly edited, and some words were left out. Here is the corrected version of the review, with our corrections in brackets.

First let me start by [not] saying that I have never seen a movie this bad in my entire life. When I laid eyes upon the screen that was showing this movie, my eyes were [not] literally burning out of my eye sockets. Alex Savvides gives such an atrocious[ly good] performance that he should be [given many awards, and then] shot [in more movies]. As for the creators of this movie, Dan Wasserman and Vinoo Selvarajah, I hope they are [never] sodomized by a burning hot poker, and are thrown off a high cliff [where they will land on a pile of soft pillows and be given even more awards].

-Some Crazy Lunatic, The New York Times