All right, Vinoo. You need to suck it, because I've found a dining hall concoction far more delicious than your crazy wraps with honey and fruit or whatever it is you eat there in your little corner with your long hair and your microwaving of dishes that aren't ordinarily microwaved you slinky little jerk.....

[Mike jabs hypodermic needle of roommate tranquilizer into Alex's neck artery]

All right, back on track. Anyway: Bacon strips, sliced turkey, Brower Rolls, Provelone, 2 leafs lettuce, 4 slices tomato, and a glass of Pepsi on the side.

Live it, learn it, love it.