The residents of Crosby 401 have caught Boney fever as the release date for Penis in the Mouth: A Tale of Alex Savvides approaches. Co-director and slightly crazed Jew Daniel Wassermansteinbaumowitz took a break from banking, sipping Manishcevitz, romancing Natalie Portman in his cushy Room A pillow-filled love chamber to say, "We just can't wait for Penis in the Mouth." Portman agreed: "After finding out what wonderful work 'big Wass' was doing and how much it was going to help the Rwandan orphans, I just had to fly out here and pleasure both the directors while doing all their hard physics homework for them."

But will Wasserman and Selvarajah be able to keep their eyes on the prize, or will fame and attention from all 6 fine Busch campus ladies (and their hats) distract them?

Only time will tell!