Movin on Up!

Ok, despite promise after promise that I would start putting more posts up here, and that hilarity would ensue, I have decided to take (another) official hiatus from Shirtless O' Clock. Sorry to all two people who are now visibly upset. No? Maybe mildly disappointed. No? Ok, then to the two people who are now shrugging their shoulders a bit. I will hopefully be lending my crop of verbage to a new blog, NewJerseyHipster.com. Its about music, and not really being a hipster, because we are aware that the moment you say you are a hipster, you're not one anymore. That doesn't matter to us. I won't leave you without a little tease, however, of what might have been.

These are the headlines that never were:

Americans uneducated, in prison. Future looking bright.

Top 5 ways to put off doing your essay for just a little longer.

Huckabee wants to create fourth branch of government, "Almighty Branch," to oversee other branches.

50 foot Robo-Jesus attacks downtown San Fransisco; Church of Robo-Jesus founded same day.

I'm not wearing any pants right now!

If a post is made, and no one is around to read it, does that make it part of a blog?

Just wondering. Maybe more stuff later, if I feel like it. If I'm so inspired. If I'm bored.

Coming soon: Shirtless O Clock goes Hollywood!! (Ooooooo's and ahhhhhhhhhh's)