New Shirtless Segment!!!
In my endless quest to both entertain and enlighten our shirtless reader, I'm introducing my new topical, informative segment:
News with Comments. (Brought to you by the fine folks at the New York Times)
Oregon Governor Lives on Food Stamps Worth $21 for One Whole Week
Clearly someone has never heard of Ramen noodles. I'll bet you I can live on... (lets see, one packet = 15 cents * 3 meals a day * 7 days in a week) $3.15 a week. Come on, any takers?
34 Duke Business Students Face Discipline for Cheating
So apparently business students cheat more than any other major (a statistic brought to you by Rutgers University). But the real story here is that a teacher gave a take home final exam! That's like giving a college student a sandwich and telling him not to eat it (seriously, we're hungry here). Also, Duke must be teaching a course in getting headlines in the New York Times, because they have succeeded valiantly this year. Followed closely by us, of course.
Solving the Mystery of Duck Genitalia
All I have to say is... it's about damn time!
posted by Dan Wassington @ 12:26 PM
1 Comments:
As i sit here on Alex's laptop which really should be a nice watermellon ... mmmm ... watermellon syrup on pancakes with butter ... and those ... eeewwww ... bugs. no bugs. bugs bad. now ... back to the heart of this arguement. If there was a way to channel the power of the otter to do my dishes ... or possibly even my walking ... interesting thought you may say. well thats why i said it. idiot. thats what she said. no time! but she did say it! NO TIME!
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