alright so you've all heard the song "hey leonardo (she likes me for me)" by Blessed Union of Souls, right?.. ... well keep it in mind.. most mornings, for whatever reason, i wake up with a song stuck in my head as soon as i wake up... doesn't have to be one i like or have heard recently... just one i've heard... anyway, i woke up one day with that song stuck in my head, but with different lyrics... funny lyrics... so today, i finally followed it up and made a little song parody... if it sucks, please feel free to tell me... but it's 1 in the mornign right now and i just finished it and i think it's pretty good... again, though, i could be very wrong.. so go onto myspace and listen to the song while you're reading my lyrics... tell me what you think...

“Hey retardo (she likes me for me)”
-sacred togetherness of spirits

she don’t care I’m in a coma…
she don’t care that I’m gay…
and that’s real good cause I like hanging more with men…
but we all know, that don’t mean nothin’..

she likes me for me!
Even though I sing like Helen keller!
maybe someday I should tell ‘er, i think I’m a girl..
but what she sees…
are the balls she wishes I had…
my awkward sex positions…
and the fact that I’m so terrible in bed…

she don’t care about my big feet….
Or my diagnosis of VD…
Things like that just never mattered much to her...
Plus shes already got it from me…

And she don’t care that I won’t buy her…
Birthday gifts cause I’m way too cheap…
By now she damn well better know…
That I don’t ever wanna go any-…
Where, I think I’d rather sleep

She likes me for me!
Even though my friends call me retardo..
or instead it’s just “hey lardo”!
that’s one of my pet peeves..
shit now I have to pee!
How will I finish this song?
Eruption now in my dong!
And I’m so glad I’m wearing my depends!
And I’m so glad I’m wearing my depends..
Yeah I’m so glad I’m wearing my depends…

One time she caught me feeling…
A man while I was kneeling next to him
It’s just what she’d been afraid of…. so I told her “it’s
A hernia check” instead..

She likes me for me!
Even though I can’t say manicotti…
I eat chocolate off my own body..
I like her for her!
Even though she’s legally a midget…
But she’s 18 so it’s legit
Why does she waste all her time with me?
There must be something there that I don’t see…
Still have to pee…

She likes me for me!
Even though, my ass is really hairy…
And I dance just like a fairy… I’m such a manly guy
I guess it seems…
That I’m just lucky to have her …
Yeah I’m so glad I have her..
And I’m still glad I’m wearing my depends…
… wearing my depends…
my depends…
yeah I’m still glad I’m wearing my depends..