No post today, even though it has been a while, due to lack of motivation/creativity/hilarity. But I will say this. If I was making, say, a Letterman top 10 list, the top of both my top 10 Ways to tell you're a nerd, and top 10 Ways to tell you're asian are both:

1) You hang out in the computer lab at 5:30 in the morning with your friends for fun
(with number 2 being you know more about the computer lab than the people who work there. Hayooooo!)