So, shirtless o'clock is still around I see. My plot to bring about its demise, as well as that of its contributors, has certainly failed. Alas, I must move onto phase two of my plan...which is really just posting every now and then. *sad face* [or :( for the visually inclined]

So, as I explored that digital jungle which is known as the internets, I stumbled upon a horrific existance.

http://shirtlessoclock.com/

Do not avert your eyes; there exists another blog which references men who enjoy spending their time together sans shirts (ok, its really not as gay as it sounds). Now, this brings up several interesting questions. Are we peering into a parallel universe? Or is this the work of imposters?

Well, the real shirtless o'clock (us) has decided to delve into some investigative journalism, to find out what really is going on in this crazy mixed up world. Henceforth, I shall now refer to the other shirtless o'clock as bizarro o'clock (bizarro, for short) to avoid confusion.

First lets look at the dates?
Our esteemed establishment has lasted since February 2006, providing a great service to...hmm...no one in particular really. But that's beside the point, my source tells me that bizarro o'clock has existed since January 2006. So this puts us in quite a situation. We most certainly are not copycats, and they were were formed a good month before us. So this rules out the proposition that the bizarros are copycats, right?

wrong

Time travel. Quite a simple ruse, but so very deceptive. It works two fold, they cement their own existence in the internet hall of fame, and bring doubt upon our own. Good move, bastards, but not good enough. Time travel. Is this crazy talk?

No, it isn't...really. We asked leading scientist and time traveller, Doc Brown. Here's what he told shirtless o'clock.

Doc Brown: "Hey. What the hell is going on? What the f*ck are you doing in my home?"
Veenz: "Listen, Doc. We need to know. Is time travel viable? Can it actually happen?"
Doc Brown: "Jesus f*cking christ. How many times must I deal with you tools. I'm Christopher Lloyd, jackass. Christopher Lloyd. Doc Brown is a character, I'm a f*cking actor."

...

Veenz: "Sooo...time travel? Doc, what's the word on it?"
Doc Brown: "Ok, get out."

Important words. Important words. Time travel has indeed warped the mind of such a great scientist. He now believes he is a "Christopher Lloyd." But we have our answer: time travel, very real.

But, shirtless o'clock didn't stop there. Our researchers scoured the bizarro website for any clues. Using mad haxxor methods, computrons, and cats with lazer eyes, they have unearthed some interesting information, specifically, this post:

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Where is Biff now?

here!

Written by Fishbulb
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Now everyone should know that Biff is the hooligan in the autobiographical story of Marty McFly, "Back to the Future;" whom also happens to have time travel experience. Shirtless o'clock tried contacting Biff on several occasions, however, we have unfortunately found nothing. Recently a police report has been filed for the search of Mr. Biff Tannen. Hopefully he will be found soon, and we give our condolences to the young man's family. Shirtless o'clock has danced around the possibility that Mr. Tannen is currently a hostage of bizarro o'clock, at the very least, their post suggests that they know the whereabouts of Mr. Tannen.

Part two of this investigative report, will cover the content of their website. Its dirty work, but somebody has to do it. Lastly, a word to bizarro o'clock.

We're onto you. We're watching.