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Tuesday, October 10

Since I think that people are actually reading this again, I think I may try and update more often. It's the least I can do to give you a better way to waste your time (leave some comments too, it's like extra motivation. Just say hi or something).

Movie Preview Continued!!!

Coming this holiday season!

Pac Man the Movie

W-S productions throw their hat into the video game movie arena, a la Uwe Boll (look it up on www.imdb.com) by taking a popular video game with no story, and arbitrarily attaching it to a mediocre movie with a low budget. The story begins when a boy named Patrick loses his parents in a freak killer aardvark attack. Forced onto the streets, he fends for himself until he meets a lovable bum with Tourretes named Mr. Bojangles. Hillarity ensues when Patrick and Mr. Bojangles find themselves opening up a school for inter city kids who need a radical new teacher to show them that they can do anything if they just put their mind to it. Mr. Bojangles also teaches them the true meaning of Christmas. Things go well for them until one day Patrick finds an old arcade game in the basement of the school which opens up a portal to another dimension, where he has to fight off a race of alien zombies with plans of world domination! Over 30 minutes of actual scenes from the video game are seamlessly integrated into the movie so that you will barely even be able to tell when you're seeing footage from the movie and when you're seeing scences from a 20 year old video game!

Will Patrick be able to finish all 35 levels in time to save the Earth? Will he ever be able to love again after his girlfriend betrays him to the alien zombies? And will Mr. Bojangles ever be able to lead a normal life without accidentally cursing off every one of his friends? With a surprising twist ending, Pac Man the Movie is sure to be the movie event of this holiday season!

To maintain the secret twist ending, this movie is not going to be screened for critics

2 Comments:

At 6:03 PM, Blogger WHITE FUCKIN NICK said...

lol... ahhh i like that one... i'm really glad to see the crazy-make-no-sense humor of shirtless has absolutely returned... this is good, boys... this is good

 
At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HI

- Matthew Hassett

 

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