Shirtless O'Clock contest time!!

We here at shirtless o'clock have decided to have our first ever shirtless o'contest, and hopefully it won't fail miserably. So here's how it goes. Since Shirtless O'Clock is single handedly changing the internet, we want you to submit your own name for the the new, shirtless o'clock internet. We have already had a few on this site: Internets, interwebs, interwebnetron (you get the idea) but we're looking for bigger and better.

So submit your own suggestion, and the winner gets a free shirt, Shirtless O'Clock style (i.e. you get nothing, we don't wear shirts here, duh). So get cracking, and hopefully we can make the interwebnetron a better place.