I'm back at the computer lab, and it's been a... weekend of many happenings, and I have many studies to be doing for tomorrow, etc, so I'll do what I do best, pretend that nothing else is happening, and write some stuff on the internets that has nothing to do with anything...

We're back

I am proud to announce that the formerly defunct Wasserman-Selvarajah Pictures (of Penis in the Mouth: A Tale of Alex Savvides fame) is now re-opened and back to making quality pictures. Just in case you haven't been keeping up to date after striking it big with Penis in the Mouth, W-S Pictures invested a lot of money in the mega-budget disaster I Heart Muff Cake: Another Tale of Alex Savvides, and the studio took a big hit. (The rest of the money was spent on Thai Hookers, Mini-Cocktail Umbrellas, and Reeses Pieces) The studio was bankrupt, and had to close for a year. But they finally found an investor willing to put up some capital (their parents), and now they have a new crop of movies that will hit theatres soon.

Here's A Preview:

Coming Fall 2006
A Day of Signicant Significance
The first art picture from W-S Pictures, A Day of Signicant Significance focuses on the life of an abandoned cup of coffee. Shot in black and white, the movie starts with an close up of a cup from a low angle, and then gradually rotates around it over the course of three hours to show the passing time of day. A movie so powerful, that you will feel for that cup of coffee, feel its loneliness, it's heartache, and eventually it's dramatic demise as it goes from a vibrant, hot cup of coffee to a cold, dead pool of lost potential. In the heart wrenching climax the cup is finally put to rest after it is tipped over by a passerby, and then thrown in the garbage. Here's what some critics have said:

"At first I thought I was watching an advertisement for coffee, then I thought I was watching a security camera feed from outside a Starbucks. Then I thought someone was playing a prank on me. But after watching that poor cup for over 3 hours, I really started to feel something, and I can only guess that the burning inside my skull was coming from the intense feeling of sadness I had over that poor coffee's tragic demise. Thumbs Up"

-The guy from Siskel and Ebert who used to be fat (the one who's not dead) (I forget which one)

"I approve of this movie and/or prouduct"

-Joel Seigel

"I would most definitely pay money to see this movie, wouldn't you Dan?" "Yeah, sure I would"

-Not Vinoo Selvarajah or Dan Wasserman