Contest Update
A few updates on our Internet Naming contest:

1) The contest was an utter failure, save one submission (anthony, you win, you may now be shirtless if you like)

2) I have lost all faith in you people, and by extention, in humanity itself

3) Goodbye cruel world, there is nothing left for me here

4) The next time you see me, I will be reincarnated as a kitten, an ice cream cone, or an asparagus

5) Look out for the next contest with CraAaAaAzy prizes from Shirtless O'Clock!