They said it couldn't be built, but we built it. They said it shouldn't be built, but if we didn't, then someone else certainly would. Presenting, the Roman-Torpedo, by the Shirtless O'clock Department of Roman Military (DORM). With its leftover-food detecting guidance system, the Roman-Torpedo is a powerful ally. It is capable of penetrating the hulls of enemy ships with it's eerie stare. Enemies of freedom, take note, the Roman-Torpedo is out there... and it's watching.


