we're making it internet

So, I'm sure the six people reading this (all members of our suite of course), are wondering...hey, why the hell do we have a blog?

Well the answer is quite simple, we've gotten far too awesome for just our dorm. I believe the great poet-philosopher Roman Stekolshchik (circa 2006) put it most appropriately: "we're making it internet."

That's right, gentlemen. We've surpassed the challenges of the physical world and now we're ready to conquer the internets, with our humor, wit, intellect, and general awesomeness.

Our purpose: To archive our awesomeness. To relate our stories so that they may become legends for the masses. Live through us, you know you want to.
The players: Crosby 3401 and the internet, our silent partner.
Our methods: Superior brain power, massive faggotry, and all-around good times.