Part two of my chronicles of dorm(ia) post.

Here are the rest of the dorm players.

Mike, aka "The Ring-Leader"

Mike has earned his nickname through pure hard work and dedication. And because he's the only person in the dorm who is not a lazy, degenerate, son of a bitch. Mike is always hard at work on the internet or playing guitar, but ocassionally he takes a few breaks from doing nothing to study. Mike's a Jew, and damn proud of it, and he'll fight you to the death if you make any jokes about pennies or bagels, becasue he don't take shit from anyone. And ladies, guess what, this sexy beast is single.

Vinoo, aka "Veens, I can't come up with a damn nickname for you"

Vinoo is the slinky, self described "brown thunder," who can often be found in the trees around crosby. When he's not climbing trees and eating dried mango's with his primate friends, he can almost always be found sleeping in his bed, reading comics in his bed, or playing video games in his bed. Sometimes he can even be found studying... in his bed. How can one human be so lazy and yet be able to climb trees and wrestle, you ask? Well, who ever said he was human? Vinoo can also be found praying at his Chuck Norris shrine and squeaking at cute kittens, or anything shiny that might catch his attention.