Ok, nice first attempts at posts, guys, but I think I'll throw my digital hat into the digital arena and give it a go. Since this is the first post, I think I'll have to sum up our dorm, to let others, and even each other, know what our dorm's all about. By the time I'm done you'll know more about about us than we know about your mom, and trust me, that's a real freakin' lot.

Here are the players (in no particular order)

Ravi, aka "Numbers"

This dorm member is no stranger to any kind of Math or business theory that you can't possibly comprehend. He eats books for breakfast. And he eats salad for lunch, and sometimes even cereal (oooh, badasss). As we speak he is devising strategies to conquer the world, or, more likely, just playing Grand Theft Auto (most likely to practice his skull bashing techniques). He even has a facebook group devoted to him, "Down with Ravi". Ok, not so much devoted to him, but he still has more than you. Don't cross this brown man, or he will make a comment so deadly that it will sap the noise from the air, and create an extremely awkward silence.

Roman, aka "The Russian Bear"

Don't let this dorm member fool you with his constant gay innuendos, he's 100% man. When he's not breaking the ladies' hearts, he can be found in semi-homo-erotic wresting matches with his life partner... I mean, friend, white nick. Roman is so manly that he doesn't even bother to clean after himself because, as he puts it, "that's women's work, and I certainly aint no woman."

Alex, aka "Huh?"

Alex is the articulate dorm member. A journalism major, whose work has been featured in the Daily Targum, and even a few good publications, he knows what's what, even if it ins't always apparent to the people around him. With a voice like an angel, Alex is one sophistocated mother fucker you don't want to cross, or he'll report you to the Targum, where up to 8 people will read about what you did. Alex's witty comments are often published on brown napkins and displayed prominently in blue pen for all to see.

It's getting late, I'll fill you in about the rest of the crew later. TO BE CONTINUED...