Oh noez, shirtlessoclock is fading away...but before that happens, I really should continue with...

Internet Pictures That Remind Me of My Roomates
Well, this time you'll get to see...

Ravi
Everyone who's reading this probably knows who this is...although I really have no clue who the real Harry Caray is (he probably had something to do with sports or something else really really gay). They also probably know that Harry Caray makes no sense, ever. Just like Ravi.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ravi was the first to ask "If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?" Harry Caray may have used a time machine in order to steal such secrets from our little engineer. Of course, then you'd ponder over the implications of such a feat, and your head would asplode from the time paradox. However, the similarities end there, I doubt Harry Caray had an entire organization plotting his demise, and I doubt Ravi will ever have a restaurant as cool as this one.

Roman
Some people say that there's always an exact double of a person out there in the world. Well those people are morons. However, I must admit that there is some truth to this, although this may be an exception. If I hadn't thought that Ill Mitch would be a proper representation of Roman, I'm sure I would have incurred the wrath of my fellow suitemates. This, like the internets, is serious business.

When Roman isn't singing and listening to those phat hip hop beats, you can hear him talking on the phone to his parents...in Russian. Yea, the same kind of Russian as Ill Mitch. Fast and Danger? Check. Anger Sword? Oh man, you don't want to have to deal with Roman's Anger Sword. Dan lost an eye because of it, and I'm mentally scarred for life.

I say to you, Roman, skate on brother...skate on. (metaphorically of course, Roman doesn't actually skateboard)
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So that leaves...Mike. Goddamnit. Err...wait for part 3?

Oh! And according to this forum thread, Ill Mitch is a deadbeat sonofabitch.