HEY LISTEN!

Dan has had his fun with that wonderful post, which also happens to be %100 accurate. No joke. When he began work on Chronicles of Dorm(ia), I thought that it would have been neat if there were pictures of the respective members to go along with their descriptions. That idea has now evolved into this post. As an internet connoisseur, I have found, through months of research, cross-referencing, and interviews, pictures on the internets that in some manner resemble my roomates.

Now the five of you reading this may be asking why we didn't just combine the features, so that the descriptions would go along with pictures. Well, homie don't play that way. Note to self: you make a terrible black person, even on the internet.

Also, we're not coordinated in the least. Seriously, we have a hard enough time putting our pants on by ourselves, I doubt we'd be able to collaborate properly. And therefore, without further ramblings, I present to you my feature.

Internet Pictures That Remind Me of My Roomates (I couldn't think of a good title, fuck you)

Alex
Now you may be asking, how'd you get a picture of Alex 40 years from now? Do you have a time machine? Well the answer is no, and you're an idiot. However, I can understand the confusion. I believe this is a picture of good ol' Boris Yelstin, but that really doesn't matter so much.

What really matters is that this is a picture of some old white guy doing the chicken dance: an iconic representation of Alex. Those of you who know Alex, are quite aware of his vocal stylings and ridiculously awesome dance moves that he brings to our dorm. This also happens to be the picture I found most hilarious during my research, and no one can quite make me laugh like Alex can. [not gay]

Dan
Oh Dan, who is this guy? Well, whatever. He has a mullet, and I'm fairly certain those are universally hilarious. Although in truth, this picture was not my first choice. This guy was.

Dan's flowing locks of hair rival my own. His charming smile, and slightly crazed look, have indeed brightened our dorm. Dan sure loves his music, and I'm positive this fellow mulleteer to our left likes to rock out as well. While we sometimes may be at odds, Dan and I have become good friends: some would say that he is indeed my dorm rival (ok, no one says that, but I wanted to waste some space). I will end this with a thanks to Dan, for letting me mooch off his guitar last semester, and for teaching me some cool shit.

And thusly ends the first portion of my feature: partly because I really don't want to write anymore, partly because I haven't found a picture for Mike, and partly because I should probably do some homework.